Demeter Fragrance Library presents the wearable version of the Sex on the Beach Cocktail, a sensory sensation; an inviting and refreshing combination of Vodka, unsweetened Pineapple Juice, a touch of Raspberry liquor, a hint of Melon liquor and a splash of Cranberry.
This particular fragrance was inspired by the 19 year-old daughter of one of the principals, who thought Demeter needed a cocktail-related fragrance that was more fun and less serious; which made us feel very old and caused the development and release of this fragrance in record time.
Rules for Sex on the Beach
1. Choose a position and stick to it. Switching results in bodies coated in sand.
2. Use a towel or blanket. Sand in your bathing suit is both uncomfortable.
3. Warning: that stretch of sand is less secluded than you think. Thrilling to some, consider the cautionary tale of Jim Santoro, 33, of Arizona and Judith Reichel, 24, of Cleveland. As reported by the Cleveland Plain Dealer on June 28, 2002, the amorous couple pled guilty to Public Indecency in Plainville Municipal Court for having oral sex on an Ohio lake front beach. The couple explained that they were drunk (from too many Sex on the Beach cocktails, no doubt), but the judge was less than sympathetic. The sentence: Advertisements in two local papers expressing their personal apologies to the local community.
Sex on the Beach Cocktail Pick-Me-Up Cologne, from Demeter Fragrance Library
- Wear it at your own risk.